Good News for all of us, herewith Mr. President

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Me : Hello Mr.President, i have a good news for us.

Mr.president : Hah?seriously ? You're serious, right?

Me : Yeah, i'm not kidding.

Mr president : So...what do you want to tell to us ?

Me : Are you sure want to know this ?

Mr President : Definitely yes....,

Me : Ok, i'll tell but please don't be upset, okay?

Mr.President : Hurry up...... i dont have much time.

Me : Now, mangosteen skin have an extract. 

A Few minute laters,

Mr.President : I'll find you and i'll make sure you'll go to the jail for a thousand years.

Me : Finally, my dream will be comes true, to meet "Cristina Perri" 
  
Mr.President : -____-" whatever you want to do....But right now , i'll kill you !!!

Me : !@$^#%$&^412%^!@%#(()^_+_!^$@%!%#


All credit goes to Niko Rohadi