Dialog dengan Tourist Asing (Joke)

Dialog dengan Tourist asing :

Me       : Hi, sir !
Tourist : Yeah, What's up?
Me       : No, i just want to tell that you forgot use your pants.
Tourist : Oh...yeah you're right!
Tourist : Can you show me where the toilet in this place?
Me       : Hey! I don't care about it. Search for yourself
Tourist : Please, boy. Really shy standing in here, watched everyone.
Me       : Ok, i'll tell you.
Tourist : Thanks son
Me       : I'm not your son, fools.
Tourist : Well, sorry.
Me       : Just straight there, and turn right and then turn left, turn left again.
               you'll meet an Supermarket.
Tourist : Hey, i don't know what are you talking about. Where's the Toilet ?
Me       : Oh, yeah. I Apologize! I've been drank last night. Just straight this way
              and turn right. You'll meet someone to ask, just ask to him cause i don't know
              where the toilet it is.
Tourist : Stupid boy !!
A Few minute laters, come an ambulance.
Doctor : Thank you sir, you've been found this boy. he ran away from Insane Asylum last night.
Tourist : !@$^#%$&^412%^!@%#(()^_+_!^$@%!%#

All credit goes to Jauhdekat2500

Hey, This just a joke